The Acclerated Modernized Pride and Prejudice
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Darcy: This party is a bore
Lizze: Lighten up, you might have fun.
Jane: Bingley is hot.
Lizzie: Bingley thinks you’re hot too.
Darcy: Dude, she doesn’t seem that in to you.
Bingley: Well, crap. I guess I’ll go back to London.
Darcy: Hey, do you wanna catch a movie or something?
Lizzie: Nah. I’m just not that in to you.
Mr. Wickham: Those girls are all totally hot.
Darcy: Wickham, you’re a troll. Back off. Plus, she’s, like, 15!
Darcy: You’re hot.
Lizzie: Get away from me.
Mrs. Bennett: Crap. Mary’s run of with Wickham. She’s, like, 15!
Mr Bennett: One down…
Jane: Bingley’s back. And he’s brought Darcy.
Bingley: Jane, you’re hot. I’m in to you.
Lizzie: Oops. I feel kind of stupid.
Mary: Look at this huge rock! Darcy paid for everything!
Mrs. Bennett: Holy cats!
Lizzie: Oops. Now I feel really stupid.
Lizzie: Oops. I may have been wrong about you, Darcy.
Darcy: I’ve always been totally in to you.
Marvin Gaye: I’ve been really trying… trying to hold back this feeling for so long. And if you feel LIKE I feel baby, come on. Woo! Let’s get it on…
2 Responses to “The Acclerated Modernized Pride and Prejudice”
By californiafever on Nov 24, 2005 | Reply
Brilliant.
By Deb on Dec 1, 2005 | Reply
Fantastic - you should write for Cliff Notes