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Reception: A Caption Contest

October 7, 2006 – 7:03 am | by nerd's eye view

Highland Cattle

  • Because there’s no cable in the meadow.
  • You’d be so pretty if you’d just get that hair out of your eyes.
  • It’s not THAT bad - the other cows won’t even NOTICE.

Now you.

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  1. 20 Responses to “Reception: A Caption Contest”

  2. By pam on Oct 7, 2006 | Reply

    From the mailbox:

    Bad horn day
    Schnapps hangover
    Whaddya mean, “Did you look at yourself before you left the barn?”

  3. By Julia on Oct 7, 2006 | Reply

    Taxi!!

  4. By Ellen on Oct 7, 2006 | Reply

    Hello this is Judy and I’ll be taking your order tonight

  5. By JoAnne on Oct 7, 2006 | Reply

    …happy to see me, are ya?

  6. By RC on Oct 7, 2006 | Reply

    Laugh and I’ll go all “mad cow” on you.

  7. By Daily Dog on Oct 7, 2006 | Reply

    I told you to stay away from that electric fence.

  8. By pam on Oct 7, 2006 | Reply

    Also from the mailbox:

    “That’s the last time I order anything from the Acme Horn Company!”

    You people all crack me up more than I can tell you. Man. Whew.

  9. By anne on Oct 8, 2006 | Reply

    When you’re up, you’re up and when you’re down, you’re down.

  10. By Pat Klopich on Oct 8, 2006 | Reply

    This is the last phone headset I buy from RadioShack.

  11. By landguppy on Oct 9, 2006 | Reply

    Who knew cows could be bi?

  12. By landguppy on Oct 9, 2006 | Reply

    also: it’s what the hairstyles would have looked like if the band was “a herd of holsteins” instead of “a flock of seagulls”

  13. By Sal DeTraglia on Oct 11, 2006 | Reply

    Whether youre a brother or whether youre a mother,
    Youre stayin alive, stayin alive.
    Feel the city breakin and everybody shakin,
    And were stayin alive, stayin alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive, stayin alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive.

  14. By Christopher Gould on Oct 11, 2006 | Reply

    I’m a little teapot, short and stout
    Here is my handle, here is my spout
    When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
    Just tip me over and pour me out!

  15. By Mathieu on Oct 12, 2006 | Reply

    Scratch, scratch…

  16. By Ralph on Oct 13, 2006 | Reply

    I know it’s too easy but…

    “Can you hear me now?”

  17. By pam on Oct 13, 2006 | Reply

    From the gallery:

    They said half a blue pill should do the trick.

    This herbal viagra is a joke.

    See what happens when you don’t eat your vegetables?

  18. By Gregg on Oct 13, 2006 | Reply

    Mauka…makai…maikau…I can never keep those Hawaiian directions straight.

  19. By simon on Oct 15, 2006 | Reply

    It goes like this when the blood rushes to one particular part of my body…………………….. head?

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