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Reception: A Caption Contest

Highland Cattle

  • Because there’s no cable in the meadow.
  • You’d be so pretty if you’d just get that hair out of your eyes.
  • It’s not THAT bad – the other cows won’t even NOTICE.

Now you.

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21 Responses to “Reception: A Caption Contest”

  1. pam says:

    From the mailbox:

    Bad horn day
    Schnapps hangover
    Whaddya mean, “Did you look at yourself before you left the barn?”

  2. Ellen says:

    Hello this is Judy and I’ll be taking your order tonight

  3. JoAnne says:

    …happy to see me, are ya?

  4. RC says:

    Laugh and I’ll go all “mad cow” on you.

  5. Daily Dog says:

    I told you to stay away from that electric fence.

  6. pam says:

    Also from the mailbox:

    “That’s the last time I order anything from the Acme Horn Company!”

    You people all crack me up more than I can tell you. Man. Whew.

  7. anne says:

    When you’re up, you’re up and when you’re down, you’re down.

  8. Pat Klopich says:

    This is the last phone headset I buy from RadioShack.

  9. landguppy says:

    Who knew cows could be bi?

  10. landguppy says:

    also: it’s what the hairstyles would have looked like if the band was “a herd of holsteins” instead of “a flock of seagulls”

  11. [...] In the meantime, think about either submitting your audio file or captioning a cow. [...]

  12. Whether youre a brother or whether youre a mother,
    Youre stayin alive, stayin alive.
    Feel the city breakin and everybody shakin,
    And were stayin alive, stayin alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive, stayin alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive.

  13. I’m a little teapot, short and stout
    Here is my handle, here is my spout
    When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
    Just tip me over and pour me out!

  14. Mathieu says:

    Scratch, scratch…

  15. Ralph says:

    I know it’s too easy but…

    “Can you hear me now?”

  16. pam says:

    From the gallery:

    They said half a blue pill should do the trick.

    This herbal viagra is a joke.

    See what happens when you don’t eat your vegetables?

  17. Gregg says:

    Mauka…makai…maikau…I can never keep those Hawaiian directions straight.

  18. simon says:

    It goes like this when the blood rushes to one particular part of my body…………………….. head?

  19. [...] Remember me from the Caption Contest? [...]

  20. [...] send a postcard to the person cracks me up the most with their brilliant photo caption. You’ve done it before, I know you’re [...]

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