Existential Halloween Costume Ideas

For Halloween I’m going as…

  • A person who is hiding in the house with all the lights off because she has eaten all the Halloween candy the week before.
  • A sexy costume rack full of sexy costumes.
  • Someone with very poor retirement planning.
  • A grown woman who doesn’t know how to act or dress her age.
  • A writer with an unfinished narrative nonfiction book who’s just trying to make a living, already.
  • The sound a leaf blower makes when you’re trying to take a nap.
  • The line between advertising and editorial.
  • All the things I could have if only I’d…
  • Someone who can’t even.
  • Schrodinger’s cat.
  • 140 characters.
  • The Oxford comma.
  • Further updates as events warrant.

3 thoughts on “Existential Halloween Costume Ideas”

  1. Schrödinger’s Cat would be an awesome costume! You could do half-and-half makeup, with regular cat on one side and zombie cat on the other.

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