{"id":10896,"date":"2015-10-27T08:08:28","date_gmt":"2015-10-27T15:08:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/?p=10896"},"modified":"2015-10-27T15:33:00","modified_gmt":"2015-10-27T22:33:00","slug":"existential-halloween-costume-ideas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/2015\/10\/27\/existential-halloween-costume-ideas\/","title":{"rendered":"Existential Halloween Costume Ideas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For Halloween I&#8217;m going as&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A person who is hiding in the house with all the lights off because she has eaten all the Halloween candy the week before.<\/li>\n<li>A sexy costume rack full of sexy costumes.<\/li>\n<li>Someone with very poor retirement planning.<\/li>\n<li>A grown woman who doesn&#8217;t know how to act or dress her age.<\/li>\n<li>A writer with an unfinished narrative nonfiction book who&#8217;s just trying to make a living, already.<\/li>\n<li>The sound a leaf blower makes when you&#8217;re trying to take a nap.<\/li>\n<li>The line between advertising and editorial.<\/li>\n<li>All the things I could have if only I&#8217;d&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Someone who can&#8217;t even.<\/li>\n<li>Schrodinger&#8217;s cat.<\/li>\n<li>140 characters.<\/li>\n<li>The Oxford comma.<\/li>\n<li>Further updates as events warrant.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For Halloween I&#8217;m going as&#8230; A person who is hiding in the house with all the lights off because she has eaten all the Halloween candy the week before. A sexy costume rack full of sexy costumes. Someone with very poor retirement planning. A grown woman who doesn&#8217;t know how to act or dress her &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Existential Halloween Costume Ideas\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/2015\/10\/27\/existential-halloween-costume-ideas\/#more-10896\" aria-label=\"Read more about Existential Halloween Costume Ideas\"><br \/>&#8230;read more.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":10897,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-op-ed","masonry-post","generate-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-50"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/74"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10896"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10896\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10902,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10896\/revisions\/10902"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}