{"id":12366,"date":"2018-08-27T03:00:52","date_gmt":"2018-08-27T10:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/?p=12366"},"modified":"2018-08-27T18:39:51","modified_gmt":"2018-08-28T01:39:51","slug":"will-detour-for-cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/2018\/08\/27\/will-detour-for-cake\/","title":{"rendered":"Will Detour for Cake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We had detoured to Stayton for cake. We often detour for cake when driving\u00a0 Interstate 5 between Seattle and Eugene. We make this trip every two to three months because Mom lives in Eugene. My brother, a fellow cake enthusiast, lives in Portland. The husband and I picked him up on the way.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-12368 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/albany-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/albany-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/albany-400x400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/albany-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/albany-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/albany-50x50.jpg 50w, https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/albany.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>&#8220;Are we stopping at Gerry Frank&#8217;s?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well&#8230; you ask a good question.&#8221; My brother described a cafe he&#8217;d seen in Albany while taking the Bolt Bus from Portland on previous trips. &#8220;You can&#8217;t really get there from the station in any easy kind of way, plus, the stop is way too short. But they have a big &#8216;dessert&#8217; sign.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I looked the place up on my phone. The photos showed an impressive cake case. Of course we stopped.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This cake looks like Gerry Frank&#8217;s cake,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>The case was a bit picked over, it was a late in the day, and a Monday. But the lemon poppy seed cake was very good, though the buttercream frosting was a bit heavy. The blueberry cheesecake was good too. &#8220;Is your cake from Gerry Frank&#8217;s?&#8221; my brother asked the barista.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Lovin Oven. In Stayton,&#8221; the barrista said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I want to see all the options,&#8221; my brother said.<\/p>\n<p>Plus, it was good cake.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a7<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-12367 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/salem-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/salem-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/salem-400x400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/salem-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/salem-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/salem-50x50.jpg 50w, https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/salem.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Lovin Oven is tiny, there&#8217;s one table tucked in a corner. It was as hot as, well, an oven in there. In back, a whole crew of serious young women, some of them in Mennonite bonnets, assembled towering layer cakes.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, man, cake mothership,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you bake for Gerry Frank&#8217;s?&#8221; my brother asked the woman at the counter.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They won&#8217;t tell you that*,&#8221; she answered, smiling. &#8220;How did you know? How did you find us?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not everyone has our cake-sleuthing prowess,&#8221; I said, and she laughed. &#8220;We have eaten a lot of cake between Eugene and Seattle. We know.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We bought three kinds: chocolate blackout, lemon cream, and champagne raspberry.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a7<\/p>\n<p>It might be two years ago now since we found Gerry Frank&#8217;s. We&#8217;d stopped for coffee in Salem on another drive and as we were leaving town, we rolled past a very traditional looking cafe\/bakery with &#8220;Konditorei&#8221; in Germanic script over the door.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What the what, now?&#8221; my brother and I both asked in unison. &#8220;We&#8217;re stopping THERE next time.&#8221; We have since stopped multiple times. The cake is complicated, always very fresh, and has admirable architecture. Altitude. It weighs a ton. Once, the waiter let me heft the peanut butter banana cake, all ten pounds of it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You drop it, you buy it,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>I did not drop the cake, but I can confirm both its density and height. It was impressive. While Yelp reviewers complain that the cake is expensive, they fail to mention that a slice may obscure a dinner sized plate and feed four, if they are not cake-eating professionals. We have shuttled Gerry Frank&#8217;s cake up and down the I-5 corridor, leaving it in Portland and Eugene, and yesterday, we polished off what was left of a massive slab of lemon cream &#8212; though it was from Lovin&#8217; Oven, not Gerry Frank&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a7<\/p>\n<p>In Stayton, where it was way too hot, we ate our cake in the Marketplace, a cute little shopping collective with a used book corner, a resident artist, a couple of other boutique-y\/crafty stalls. Harley the Dog led the way and when I apologized that he was heading inside, the woman running the clothing place said, &#8220;Oh, no, it&#8217;s fine, we&#8217;re dog-friendly, come on in,&#8221; and showed us around. &#8220;You gotta see the pet shop,&#8221; she said, and showed us some cute little dog outfits.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, this guy needs no more clothes,&#8221; the husband said. &#8220;You wouldn&#8217;t believe his wardrobe.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s like that. I get it. Never mind. Hang out, it&#8217;s fine. Have your cake and eat it too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She directed my brother and my husband down the block to the espresso bar.<\/p>\n<p>The coffee was good too.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a7<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?sa=t&amp;rct=j&amp;q=&amp;esrc=s&amp;source=web&amp;cd=1&amp;cad=rja&amp;uact=8&amp;ved=2ahUKEwiarK7i_ordAhX6HzQIHUGOAXgQFjAAegQIChAB&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fgerryfrankskonditorei.com%2F&amp;usg=AOvVaw1Z9H6c2KuKldXyXReNbfOM\">Gerry Frank&#8217;s Konditorei<\/a>: <span class=\"LrzXr\">310 Kearney St SE, Salem, OR 97302<\/span><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/sidekicks-by-pastega-albany-3\">Sidekicks by Pastega<\/a>: 832 Lyon St SW, Albany, OR 97321<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/the-lovin-oven-stayton\">The Lovin&#8217; Oven<\/a>: 274 N 3rd Ave, Stayton, OR 97383<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>*The Lovin&#8217; Oven is actually mentioned on the Gerry Frank&#8217;s website. Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I will go 30 miles out of my way for cake. 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