{"id":1467,"date":"2009-02-12T20:51:09","date_gmt":"2009-02-13T03:51:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/?p=1467"},"modified":"2010-09-11T20:04:41","modified_gmt":"2010-09-12T03:04:41","slug":"relativity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/12\/relativity\/","title":{"rendered":"Relativity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Big Trees, Quinalt by Nerd's Eye View, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/nerdseyeview\/3275943530\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3318\/3275943530_fa51f800a0_m.jpg\" alt=\"Big Trees, Quinalt\" width=\"161\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a>&#8220;Weren&#8217;t you here, like, five minutes ago?`&#8217;,\u00a0 the tree said, looking down at me.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, no &#8212; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/29\/at-the-quinalt-ranger-station\/\">it&#8217;s been ages since we were out here last<\/a>,&#8221; I responded, my neck craned upward.<\/p>\n<p>The tree rustled a little in the wind, I&#8217;m pretty sure it was laughing.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;People,&#8221; the tree said. &#8220;They think they understand time!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Weren&#8217;t you here, like, five minutes ago?`&#8217;,\u00a0 the tree said, looking down at me. &#8220;No, no &#8212; it&#8217;s been ages since we were out here last,&#8221; I responded, my neck craned upward. The tree rustled a little in the wind, I&#8217;m pretty sure it was laughing. &#8220;People,&#8221; the tree said. &#8220;They think they understand time!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[427],"tags":[351,430,431,349],"class_list":["post-1467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pacific-northwest-elsewhere","tag-olympic-peninsula","tag-quinalt","tag-rain-forest","tag-washington","masonry-post","generate-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-50"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1467"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1467\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1470,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1467\/revisions\/1470"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}