Darcy: This party is a bore
\nLizze: Lighten up, you might have fun.<\/p>\n
Jane: Bingley is hot.
\nLizzie: Bingley thinks you’re hot too.<\/p>\n
Darcy: Dude, she doesn’t seem that in to you.
\nBingley: Well, crap. I guess I’ll go back to London.<\/p>\n
Darcy: Hey, do you wanna catch a movie or something?
\nLizzie: Nah. I’m just not that in to you.<\/p>\n
Mr. Wickham: Those girls are all totally hot.
\nDarcy: Wickham, you’re a troll. Back off. Plus, she’s, like, 15!<\/p>\n
Darcy: You’re hot.
\nLizzie: Get away from me.<\/p>\n
Mrs. Bennett: Crap. Mary’s run of with Wickham. She’s, like, 15!
\nMr Bennett: One down…<\/p>\n
Jane: Bingley’s back. And he’s brought Darcy.
\nBingley: Jane, you’re hot. I’m in to you.
\nLizzie: Oops. I feel kind of stupid.<\/p>\n
Mary: Look at this huge rock! Darcy paid for everything!
\nMrs. Bennett: Holy cats!
\nLizzie: Oops. Now I feel really stupid.<\/p>\n
Lizzie: Oops. I may have been wrong about you, Darcy.
\nDarcy: I’ve always been totally in to you.<\/p>\n
Marvin Gaye: I’ve been really trying… trying to hold back this feeling for so long. And if you feel LIKE I feel baby, come on. Woo! Let’s get it on…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Darcy: This party is a bore Lizze: Lighten up, you might have fun. Jane: Bingley is hot. Lizzie: Bingley thinks you’re hot too. Darcy: Dude, she doesn’t seem that in to you. Bingley: Well, crap. I guess I’ll go back to London. Darcy: Hey, do you wanna catch a movie or something? Lizzie: Nah. I’m … <\/p>\n