{"id":413,"date":"2006-09-13T02:55:53","date_gmt":"2006-09-13T09:55:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/?p=413"},"modified":"2006-09-14T00:33:10","modified_gmt":"2006-09-14T07:33:10","slug":"cowbell-crazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/13\/cowbell-crazy\/","title":{"rendered":"Cowbell Crazy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/70092316@N00\/242253486\/\"><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"420\" height=\"281\" alt=\"Noisy Neighbor\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/89\/242253486_438dd00c03.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<p>File under &#8220;Things We&#8217;ll Never Know the Answer To.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Do you think the noise of the bell starts to drive the cow a little crazy after a while? Do cows get headaches? Is a cow that&#8217;s fed up with her bell likely to give sour milk?<\/p>\n<p>I know I&#8217;ve certainly had enough of the g*dd*mn cowbells right next to my balcony where I&#8217;m trying to read my book and have, instead, read the same paragraph 14 times. How does the cow feel?<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/70092316@N00\/242967577\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"212\" height=\"143\" alt=\"Whaddaya You Lookin At\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/79\/242967577_f1caeb0d98_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"center\"><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/70092316@N00\/242967521\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"212\" height=\"143\" alt=\"Small\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/91\/242967521_b7db4f3b11_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/70092316@N00\/242967448\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"212\" height=\"143\" alt=\"Scratch\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/84\/242967448_fd6ea7d49b_o.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"center\"><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/70092316@N00\/242967384\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"212\" height=\"143\" alt=\"Bell\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/91\/242967384_d7e7a57278_o.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>File under &#8220;Things We&#8217;ll Never Know the Answer To.&#8221; Do you think the noise of the bell starts to drive the cow a little crazy after a while? Do cows get headaches? Is a cow that&#8217;s fed up with her bell likely to give sour milk? I know I&#8217;ve certainly had enough of the g*dd*mn &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Cowbell Crazy\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/13\/cowbell-crazy\/#more-413\" aria-label=\"Read more about Cowbell Crazy\"><br \/>&#8230;read more.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-austria","masonry-post","generate-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-50"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}