{"id":431,"date":"2006-10-07T07:03:59","date_gmt":"2006-10-07T14:03:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/?p=431"},"modified":"2006-10-09T02:09:25","modified_gmt":"2006-10-09T09:09:25","slug":"reception","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/07\/reception\/","title":{"rendered":"Reception: A Caption Contest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/70092316@N00\/262970597\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"334\" height=\"500\" alt=\"Highland Cattle\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/116\/262970597_1add5de895.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Because there&#8217;s no cable in the meadow.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;d be so pretty if you&#8217;d just get that hair out of your eyes.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s not THAT bad &#8211; the other cows won&#8217;t even NOTICE.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Now you.<\/p>\n<p>[tags]caption contest, horns[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because there&#8217;s no cable in the meadow. You&#8217;d be so pretty if you&#8217;d just get that hair out of your eyes. It&#8217;s not THAT bad &#8211; the other cows won&#8217;t even NOTICE. Now you. [tags]caption contest, horns[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-austria","masonry-post","generate-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-50"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}