{"id":613,"date":"2007-05-05T09:10:06","date_gmt":"2007-05-05T16:10:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/?p=613"},"modified":"2007-05-05T09:11:03","modified_gmt":"2007-05-05T16:11:03","slug":"my-roommate-claude-monet-6am-saturday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/05\/my-roommate-claude-monet-6am-saturday\/","title":{"rendered":"My Roommate, Claude Monet, 6am, Saturday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/70092316@N00\/485160255\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"434\" height=\"525\" alt=\"Back yard, early morning\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/193\/485160255_218b9a7c26.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Me: What the hell are you doing, Claude? It&#8217;s 6am!<\/p>\n<p>Claude: Ze light on ze hedges! She is, how you zay? Ztunning! Ah am eeeenspired!<\/p>\n<p>Me: Claude, jeezus. Go back to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Haystacks_(Monet)\">Giverney<\/a>, wouljda? (Walking away muttering.)<\/p>\n<p>Claude: (Enthusing in French about the light, then turning to me) You are a philistine. All you Americaines are philistines.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Claude, shut up. And if you&#8217;re going to get up this early, could you at least make coffee?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: What the hell are you doing, Claude? It&#8217;s 6am! Claude: Ze light on ze hedges! She is, how you zay? Ztunning! Ah am eeeenspired! Me: Claude, jeezus. Go back to Giverney, wouljda? (Walking away muttering.) Claude: (Enthusing in French about the light, then turning to me) You are a philistine. All you Americaines are &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"My Roommate, Claude Monet, 6am, Saturday\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/05\/my-roommate-claude-monet-6am-saturday\/#more-613\" aria-label=\"Read more about My Roommate, Claude Monet, 6am, Saturday\"><br \/>&#8230;read more.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-seattle","masonry-post","generate-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-50"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=613"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}