{"id":6895,"date":"2012-10-10T18:13:49","date_gmt":"2012-10-11T01:13:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/?p=6895"},"modified":"2013-06-30T07:32:49","modified_gmt":"2013-06-30T14:32:49","slug":"nothing-doing-on-kauai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nerdseyeview.com\/blog\/2012\/10\/10\/nothing-doing-on-kauai\/","title":{"rendered":"Nothing Doing on Kaua&#8217;i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The woman at Yumi&#8217;s smiled, a lot, and she was so welcoming. I was thinking I&#8217;d take my breakfast to go, but the room was lime green and orange and even though it was too hot in there, I wanted to stay. I got coffee, which was better than I&#8217;d expected it to be given that I poured it myself into a Styrofoam cup. A group of utility workers in orange shirts with yellow reflective stripes came in and the woman at the counter smiled big at them too, and one of them kissed her on the cheek. A big guy waited for his friend and they both had loco moco when he arrived. I ate my French toast and a few strips of salty bacon and while it was too hot for a diner breakfast in a too hot diner, I was happy to be sitting there.<\/p>\n<p>At the pier, a dark brown Pinoy couple rolled their fishing gear down the boardwalk. I said good morning, and the man said something to me. It took me four times to understand him, he was speaking pidgin, the local island dialect. &#8220;You alone,&#8221; he was asking, and it almost seemed like he was concerned. &#8220;You stay at the cottages? My wife, she housekeeper there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Untitled by Nerd's Eye View, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/nerdseyeview\/8075028950\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7272\/8075028950_16dbd03307_z.jpg\" alt=\"Untitled\" width=\"570\" height=\"570\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I asked about the fishing, he told me he&#8217;d got jackfish, aku, in Hawaiian. He was the color of dark old leather and he had a bright smile, and his wife did too, she smiled under her pink hoody and wheeled a little blue ice chest to the car.<\/p>\n<p>The beach was empty. I picked up the sand and surf blasted partial skull of a cow, then I walked\u00a0 to the pool at the resort. It was empty until a couple of guests showed up, a talkative husband, a smiling wife, and then their friends including a woman with brassy red hair and a rattan visor. They&#8217;d been coming here since the 80s and Steve, the friendly husband, said that&#8217;s it gotten much nicer. &#8220;It was funky once. I mean, it&#8217;s funky now, still, but it&#8217;s a nice kind of funky. Then it was&#8230; you know, funky.&#8221; I laughed, I did know. &#8220;You know, back near Lihue, I met a woman who told me she prefers this side. She said it was more mellow. How could it be more mellow, I thought, but now that I&#8217;m here&#8230;&#8221; Steve laughed and his wife, Carol, smiled, and they got out of the water.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Untitled by Nerd's Eye View, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/nerdseyeview\/8075033573\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7265\/8075033573_ba891dd736_z.jpg\" alt=\"Untitled\" width=\"570\" height=\"570\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>They were going shopping for fish and I sent them to Ishihara&#8217;s, the market where I&#8217;d got wasabi poke the night before. &#8220;Go early,&#8221; I said. &#8220;It looks like they have nine kinds, but by the time I got there, around 5:30, it was all gone.&#8221;\u00a0 My neighbors cleared off and I floated in the clean blue swimming pool and looked up at the tops of palm trees, tall in the gray blue sky.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>I&#8217;m a grateful guest of the <a title=\"Kaua'i Tourism\" href=\"http:\/\/www.kauai-hawaii.com\/\">Kaua&#8217;i Visitor&#8217;s Bureau<\/a>. Lord knows why these people keep inviting me back, but a big mahalo for their ho&#8217;okipa (hospitality).<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The woman at Yumi&#8217;s smiled, a lot, and she was so welcoming. I was thinking I&#8217;d take my breakfast to go, but the room was lime green and orange and even though it was too hot in there, I wanted to stay. 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