Will Detour for Cake

Yes, I will go 30 miles out of my way for cake. Of course I will.

I Hate Shopping for Pants

It is possible to be angry at your pants and also think dieting is bullshit. Let me show you how.

In Which I Go to Trinidad and Am Troubled by a Sandwich

I was on a press trip to Trinidad and Tobago. Nearly all of my expenses — flights, hotels, meals, including this damned sandwich — were paid for by Trinidad/Tobago Tourism. “You gotta have the bake and shark.” “Have you had a bake and shark yet?’ “The bake and shark is the best sandwich I’ve ever …


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Rocked, Lobster

I’m on a press trip to Trinidad and Tobago. Nearly all of my expenses — flights, hotels, meals — were paid for by Trinidad/Tobago Tourism. The bay looked very flat from the shore so I threw caution to the wind and joined the group when they boarded the glass bottomed boat to the reef. Thing …


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The Peanut Butter Cookie Waffle

I’ve been wanting peanut butter cookies for a while, an odd craving, to be sure, but so it goes. I’ve also had this feeling that I should start a writer’s group, I’m not sure why, but it’s a thing writers do, and I’ve been wondering if it wouldn’t be good for me to do so …


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The Matzo Ball Soup Waffle

No, this is not a joke, yes, they’re delicious. Let my people waffle, already. This makes four waffles, you’re probably going to want more, they’re that good. One packet Streit’s matzo ball soup mix Eggs Vegetable oil Chicken stock Make the mix as per the instructions on the box. (That’s what you need the eggs and …


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