The Acclerated Modernized Pride and Prejudice

Darcy: This party is a bore
Lizze: Lighten up, you might have fun.

Jane: Bingley is hot.
Lizzie: Bingley thinks you’re hot too.

Darcy: Dude, she doesn’t seem that in to you.
Bingley: Well, crap. I guess I’ll go back to London.

Darcy: Hey, do you wanna catch a movie or something?
Lizzie: Nah. I’m just not that in to you.

Mr. Wickham: Those girls are all totally hot.
Darcy: Wickham, you’re a troll. Back off. Plus, she’s, like, 15!

Darcy: You’re hot.
Lizzie: Get away from me.

Mrs. Bennett: Crap. Mary’s run of with Wickham. She’s, like, 15!
Mr Bennett: One down…

Jane: Bingley’s back. And he’s brought Darcy.
Bingley: Jane, you’re hot. I’m in to you.
Lizzie: Oops. I feel kind of stupid.

Mary: Look at this huge rock! Darcy paid for everything!
Mrs. Bennett: Holy cats!
Lizzie: Oops. Now I feel really stupid.

Lizzie: Oops. I may have been wrong about you, Darcy.
Darcy: I’ve always been totally in to you.

Marvin Gaye: I’ve been really trying… trying to hold back this feeling for so long. And if you feel LIKE I feel baby, come on. Woo! Let’s get it on…