- Because there’s no cable in the meadow.
- You’d be so pretty if you’d just get that hair out of your eyes.
- It’s not THAT bad – the other cows won’t even NOTICE.
Now you.
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Now you.
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From the mailbox:
Bad horn day
Schnapps hangover
Whaddya mean, “Did you look at yourself before you left the barn?”
Taxi!!
Hello this is Judy and I’ll be taking your order tonight
…happy to see me, are ya?
Laugh and I’ll go all “mad cow” on you.
I told you to stay away from that electric fence.
Also from the mailbox:
“That’s the last time I order anything from the Acme Horn Company!”
You people all crack me up more than I can tell you. Man. Whew.
When you’re up, you’re up and when you’re down, you’re down.
This is the last phone headset I buy from RadioShack.
Who knew cows could be bi?
also: it’s what the hairstyles would have looked like if the band was “a herd of holsteins” instead of “a flock of seagulls”
Whether youre a brother or whether youre a mother,
Youre stayin alive, stayin alive.
Feel the city breakin and everybody shakin,
And were stayin alive, stayin alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive, stayin alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive.
I’m a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
Just tip me over and pour me out!
Scratch, scratch…
I know it’s too easy but…
“Can you hear me now?”
From the gallery:
They said half a blue pill should do the trick.
This herbal viagra is a joke.
See what happens when you don’t eat your vegetables?
Mauka…makai…maikau…I can never keep those Hawaiian directions straight.
It goes like this when the blood rushes to one particular part of my body…………………….. head?